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OMG You Must See; Meet girl with world's longest tongue, she can even lick her elbow.






Adrianne Lewis, an 18-year-old from Twin Lakes, Michigan has got a bit of an unusual gift.

That being her four-inch-long tongue.

She is globally recognised after a photo of her sticking her tongue out went viral, her serpent-like appendage can touch her nose, chin, elbow, and even her eye with a little help.

Lewis believes she has the longest tongue in the world, and was in Ripley's Believe It Or Not at the age of 13 to show it off.

She's now trying to get in the Guinness Book of World Records.

Lewis said she's been rejected by Guinness three times so far, but she's not going to stop trying.

The current record holder is Nick Stoeberl's 3.9-inch long tongue.

She feels she may have inherited it but with time and her sticking it out a lot as a kid could have stretched it further.

Her mother, grandmother and great grandfather all had very long tongues.

Lewis wrote on Twitter that she's had a Gene Simmons-worthy tongue for as long as she can remember.








Though having a monster tongue hasn't always been fun for the teen. "In elementary school, I was made fun of a lot,” she told Barcroft TV. “I would just [flick my tongue] in bullies' faces and freak them out."

Adrianne created her own YouTube channel two years ago to showcase all of her tricks.

While Adrianne receives lots of positive feedback online, she is also faced with inappropriate comments from internet trolls.

Her Twitter and Facebook page is testimony of the distasteful feedback but Adrianne can stomach the bitter taste with a pinch of salt.

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hAHAHAHA You Must Be Up to something Dude 

Leo Nataka Ucheke Mpaka Ujikojolee Nimekuwekea Hapa Sms za Vichekesho.


Wadau leo nataka mcheke mpaka mkaribie kulie ebu cheka na hizi hapa..

AMRI KUMI KWA WAPENDAO OFA
1. Muheshimu anayekununulia
2. Muamkie mtoa ofa kabla hujakaa kitini
3. Uwe ndie mchekeshaji wa kikao, lakini usimkatishe mazungumzo anaetoa ofa
. Mtoa ofa akikutuma popote usikatae
6. Mtoa ofa akiupenda muziki fulani, we anza kucheza kwa bidii kabisa
8. Usinywe kwa pupa, kunywa mafunda madogomadogo
10. Mtoa ofa akitoa kichekesho cheka sana hata kama hakichekeshi
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...Uhali gani mteja wangu? Leo tunapeana discount kwa wanunuzi wote wa kuku. Nina kila aina za KUKU kama vile:
1.KUKUwaza
2.KUKUpenda.
3.KUKUmiss
4.KUKUona
5.KUKUalika
6.KUKUpigia
7.KUKUjali
8.KUKUngoja 9.KUKUsifu 10.KUKUsalimu.
11.KUKUtumia Sms.
12.KUKUlamba
13.KUKUsumbua
14.KUKUfil...
15.KUKUwanga
16.KUKUnyonya
17.KUKUtukana
18.KUKUtakia siku njema

Hebu niambie, unahitaji kuku gani?

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...MVUTA bangi alikwenda kwa
daktari na kumwambia.

“Mara nyingi huwa nazungumza na watu,
lakini cha kushangaza watu hao huwa
siwaoni, utanisaidiaje daktari?”

Daktari: “Ni wakati gani huwa inakujia
hali kama hiyo?”

Mvuta bangi: “Mara nyingi pale
ninapoongea nao kwa simu.”
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...Hii imetokea huko Manzese Jijini D'salaam.
dogo mmoja umri 12, awaacha watu midomo wazi ni baada ya kuingia club na kuagiza bia ya "kilimanjaro" kama vyupa 11.

Kimbembe ni pale waiter alipokuja na kuhitaji malipo.

Mara Dogo" kazama mfukoni na kuchomoa bango la Kilimanjaro ambalo chini limeandikwa kwa maandishi makubwa:

"ONYO, HAIUZWI KWA WENYE UMRI CHINI YA MIAKA 18"

(Hii ikiwa na maana wanapewa bure)
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Jeuri dawa yake kiburi;

Gari imeondoka KARIAKOO kufika MANZESE konda akauliza kuna mtu anashuka?

Abiria 1 akajibu: "Tumeziacha nyumbani tuna mitandio tu."

kufika mbele..

abiria mwenye nyodo akawa anashuka UBUNGO MAZIWA. Akasema;

"Konda nashuka maziwa."


Konda akamjibu;

"Itabidi urudi mjini ukanunue Sidiria."
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...Mzee bahili balaaaa...

Mtoto: Mama, nimemuomba baba hela ya kusuka akaninyoa nywele.
Mama: shukuru Mungu mwnangu, ungemuomba hela ya whitedent angekung'oa meno...!!
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..TUWE MAKINI NA LUGHA 2NAZO 2MIA
mama na dokta
dokta;dah Mungu mkubwa mama.
mama;kwa nini dokta?
dokta;yani umezaa JEMBE mama
mama;(kazimia)
;kumbe dokta alimaanisha kazaa kidume hahahahahhahahahaha